Paris Hilton Promotes Her New BFF Show

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Paris Hilton Promotes Her New BFF Show

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To her disadvantage, last night Conan took over The Tonight Show so I am sure no body was checking out Letterman to see Paris Hilton’s foxy little ass promoting her probably stupid BFF show. Fuck reality TV shows though take a good look at her mint body. It perks up her little boobies and shows them off so nicely, I just love seeing her beautiful ass around lately she is looking better than usual. I don’t know what it is, maybe she is getting better with time? I guess we’ll have to keep watching her and find out in time. If you want access to the biggest starlet photograph galleries on the internet than you have to stop by and check out everything inside of Celeb Heat.

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Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Tits in a Hot Dress

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Paris Hilton Shows Off Her Tits in a Hot Dress

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To her bad luck, last night Conan took over The Tonight Show so I am sure no body was viewing Letterman to see Paris Hilton’s hot little booty promoting her probably stupid BFF show. Fuck reality TV shows though just check out her smokin’ little dress. It pops up her little rack and models them so nicely, I just love seeing her slutty bottom around lately she is looking sexier than usual. I don’t know what it is, maybe she is getting better looking with time? I guess we’ll have to keep watching her and find out in time. If you want access to the best starlet photo stock piles on the internet than you have to stop by and check out everything inside of Celeb Heat.

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XCU: Extreme Close-Up

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

XCU: Extreme Close-Up

How was Sean Cunningham’s little-seen XCU, aka Extreme Close-Up, managed to slip through the cracks? News of this film had been circulating through the genre press for quite a while, and expectations were high that it would at last prove to be Cunningham’s return to form, the kind of effective, straight-ahead shocker that initially cemented his reputation as one of horror’s leading shockmeisters. Then while on vacation in Sun Valley, I was lucky enough to find myself at a benefit screening held by Cunningham himself to show off a newly re-edited and re-scored cut of the film. Although such tinkering is usually a sign of trouble, I was surprised to find that the final product defied any dire predictions. In an age when people actually tune in by the millions to watch shows like “The Surreal Life” without irony, XCU’s melding of the prototypical reality show conceit (seven teenage contestants, one house, one week) with a classic slasher film plot (who will survive, and what will be left of them?) feels even more eerily prescient than ever before. A nifty, often clever skewering of that errant cockroach known as “Reality TV,” XCU seems tailor-made for “The Real World” crowd, an audience that still confuses celebrity with notoriety, and fame with infamy.I didn’t know what to make of this film at first. It initially seems to be pandering the same exploitative elements it is rallying against. But if the let’s-kill-them-off-one-by-one setup is initially predictable, especially coming from Cunningham (best known, of course, for launching the slasher craze with Friday the 13th), at last we have a film that dares to take its high concept all the way through to its bloody end. The script by John Vorhaus and Tim Schlattmann is surprisingly sharp and biting, and doesn’t pull punches. Much of the fun of XCU is in the pleasurable uncertainty of never quite knowing who is or are the villains. Is it the producers, the contestants, or the audience itself? Are we ultimately to blame for today’s cult of narcissism when we are the ones who won’t turn the channel? XCU asks some tough, heady questions, but wraps it up in such a seemingly innocuous thriller-parody that it is more than just fun, but deliciously subversive.Shot on digital video, XCU isn’t always slick, and maybe even cheap. But it does have a you- are-there immediacy to its staged antics that is more authentic than the past three seasons of “Survivor” combined. It is nothing new to say that today’s wanna-be reality TV celebs don’t so much act like themselves as mug for the camera. Which makes them prime fodder for satire. But here, a surprisingly strong cast delivers something important than just effective quasi-documentary, improv style performances: they refuse to condescend to stereotypes. Most impressive is Sarah Chalke, now enjoying a hit with TV’s “Scrubs.” I won’t spoil any of the film’s twists, but let’s just say she gives the story its heart and soul and a nice little reversal. And genre fans will also get a kick out of seeing C. Thomas Howell revel in an atypical role as a slimy producer, and an all grown up Danica (”The Wonder Years”) Kellar as an obsessive lesbian. Now, that’s inspired casting!Many critics have lamented that Cunningham has never truly staked a claim for himself in the genre pantheon alongside such contemporaries as Craven and Carpenter. Maybe XCU will change that. This may be the only film he has ever made where it actually seems like he cares about what happens to his characters. Blame him for Friday the 13th if you want, but in a strange way, XCU allows Cunningham to bring it full circle. Because the ultimate irony in XCU is that, if the teenagers of today’s Camp Crystal Lake were to find themselves on the wrong end of Jason’s machete, they wouldn’t flee in terror. Instead, they would try to push him out of the way to get more screen time.

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Whitney Port Tooth Pick Legs and Shocking News!

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Whitney Port Tooth Pick Legs and Shocking News!

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Oh thou lovely Whitney Port! She got into modeling after leaving Teen Vogue as a contributing writer, appearing as a fashion model in the TV reality show, The City. Her anorexic buckled under her, when she modeled Hilary Swank’s Academy Awards dress and tripped during a live television show. Check out these photos from celebs Heat and see her scrawny legs for yourself! Whitney Port must be really tall with tooth pick legs. When she was on her way to meet a acquaintance for brunch, the paparazzi caught some nice pics of this Hollywood celebrity. She looks really professional in her long coat, and short mini skirt, I bet most of you are wondering where the candid celebrity upskirt pics are? After Whitney Port arrived to greet her friend, they sat down and in came the provocative text message, someone is PREGNANT? The reaction is obvious, but who the culprit is remains a mystery!

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Heidi Montag Always Seems to be Posing For The Camera

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Heidi Montag Always Seems to be Posing For The Camera

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You might know Heidi Montag from her role on the MTV show “The Hills”. She is basically a nobody beyond that. However, that doesn’t stop her from posing for every Paparazzi she walks past. For a mostly worthless celebrity, I really don’t mind seeing her in a bikini. Her body is perfect with her big fake California boobies and nice tight butt. Maybe sometime she would make some reality TV with me, undressed. Celeb Taboo always has what is new and fresh in the celebrity world, check us out today to see what’s next.

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