Crazy Girls Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a mpeg about his imaginary escapades as an international voyeur? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrity impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic voyeur mpeg? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy Girls Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a mpeg be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy sweetie Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new honey Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this film get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy babe Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body bare is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy Girls Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy Girls show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.
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Amanda Bynes Showing Off Her Cute Legs Like Usual
Here’s a couple new shots of Amanda Bynes wearing this cute little dress that of course shows off a ton of leg. It is her trademark for sure, displaying those erotic legs for us all to gawk at. I love her innocent look, in fact this celebrity cutie really looks harmless to me, like a young kitten or something haha. I just wish she would show off more than her legs for us as I would love to see those perky tits she always has tucked away under her clothing. You can see her nude images along with loads of other hot celebrity babes inside of Celeb Taboo.
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Jason Priestley shirtless in “Masters of Horror ”
Here’s a few caps of Jason Priestley from some horror movie, where unfortunately the female love interest shows off her bod and we don’t get to see the goods of Jason. Which is surprising, because according to rumor, Jason has NOTHING to be ashamed of.
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Paris Hilton’s Tits Stand at Attention With The Help of a Bra
Here’s Paris Hilton heads out to rip it up with her not as pretty pale skinned sister. These two look so different it seriously gets me down sometimes, but I opt for Paris and her tanned skin and blonde hair any day. She’s got a hot ebony dress on and a bra thats pushing her boobs up so perfectly. To put the icing on the cake she is wearing some hot leggings that really get me turned on. You always knew back in the day that a chick in knee highs was a big tramp and I hope that holds true with celebs. Celeb Heat has everything and more when it comes to Tinseltown and the sexy actress pictures that go along with it.
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Catica Ana
I saw this last month at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. The premise of this film was done before back in 1968 in the film Candy. You take a lovely nymph-like girl with a lot of hair and a beautiful body and build a gallery of disjointed, ridiculous sketch-like stories around her with the help of a big name actor or two and pretend it’s a comedy. This film does the same except it pretends to be a drama. The films title character Ana (Manuela Vells) is a gifted young artist living with her father Klaus (Matthias Habich) in a cave near Ibiza, Spain. Yes, they live in a cave but it’s quite nice and richly appointed for a cave dwelling. Newcomer Vells almost didn’t have the role as it was originally attached to actress Mara Valverde who wisely bowed out and you can only imagine if it was her refusal to do a certain scene in this film. One day a wealthy art patron from France named Justine (veteran international talent Charlotte Rampling) discovers the artistic potential in Ana and wants to cultivate her talent by setting her up in her exclusive art colony she runs in Madrid. Ana meets Linda (Bebe Rebulleto) who becomes her best friend and Said (Nicolas Cazal) who becomes her boyfriend. Ana discovers the doors to past lives through regressive hypnotism by an young American hypnotist named Michael (Asier Newman). The movie has you hooked for a while and you wonder where it’s going to go but once she heads for New York it rapidly falls apart as a film trying to hard to be an art film with a political and social message. The film looks great with art direction by Montse Sanz and cinematography by Mario Montero and direction from the talented and celebrated, international film festival award winning Julio Medem. The film is dedicated to Medem’s sister Ana Medem whose actual artwork are featured through the film. Her Picassoesque style painting were to be shown at an exhibit in Valencia when on her way there she was tragically killed in a car accident. I hate to be critical of a film dedicated to someone who represents such a personal loss to it’s director but the story written by director Medem is so bad that I can’t help it. Watching this film you realize that this guy knows how to make a film but you wonder why he didn’t make one this time. It features some nudity and some prolonged unnecessary violence and I would give this a 5.5 out of 10 and not recommend it to a general audience.
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