Crazy Girls Undercover
What happens when a second rate strip club promoter decides to make a mpeg about his imaginary escapades as an international voyeur? Is it possible to pointlessly incorporate a screenwriter’s penchant for transvestite celebrity impersonators into the plot of a semi-erotic voyeur mpeg? Is traveling in a motorcade of yellow motorcycles and Hummers the best way for undercover strippers to sneak up on a truck carrying chemical weapons? If you can make it all the way through its excruciating 90 minutes, Crazy Girls Undercover answers all of these questions and more. But the real question may be, could a mpeg be any worse? It took several viewings to comprehend the plot of this picture. Unfortunately, each time I sat through the film I became one percent dumber, so it is still not completely clear. Screenwriter Norbert Aleman operates on a different level than your average filmmaker. He has created a world in which logic and reason do not exist. Despite a plot that revolves almost entirely around strippers, Aleman boldly resists the temptation to show any real nudity, opting instead for badly choreographed topless show routines and brief nipple insert shots.In Aleman’s Vegas, terrorists are given VIP treatment in second rate casinos, yet operate undetected by the CIA (which operates out of a bar with a red Dodge Viper parked in front). They also take their private jets to Tiajuana. Everyone runs around with guns drawn, firing inside casinos while the police are nowhere to be found. When Crazy sweetie Crystal is beaten up (by Yuri, the white slave trader/kitchen worker), she is fired from the show and replaced by new honey Monica, a recent parolee from New Jersey who gave up stripping to become a professional poker player. Folks, you cannot make this stuff up. There is a bomb maker and a drug dealer, but they are not important here.Director Chris Langman is simply too busy setting up dolly shots to give any thought to the actors’ performances. And his obsession with Riviera Casino establishing shots and cartoon freeze frames borders on the absurd. The cinematography makes Nam Angels look like Apocalypse Now.How did this film get made? Simple: the filmmakers rounded up a group of strippers, hired the least qualified cameraman in Hollywood and proceeded to blow close to a million dollars on a film that will leave you in stunned jawdropping disbelief. We can only assume that Norbert Aleman bribed the buyers at Showtime with cash, lap dances and a transvestite or two to get this thing on the air.The one bright spot in this picture is young actress Nicole Zeoli, who plays Crazy babe Annie Landon. She not only gives the best performance in the film, but the hope of seeing her incredible body bare is the only reason this reviewer didn’t stop watching after the first five minutes. Unfortunately she is only afforded a few scenes, as the filmmakers chose to devote more screen time to close ups of former Sopranos bit player Al Sapienza and his botched hair transplant.Another nice thing about Crazy Girls Undercover is that after viewing, you will have no desire to waste your money on the real Crazy Girls show at the Riviera on your next trip to Las Vegas.
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Delicious Ciara Hard Erect Nipples Showing Through
The chest you never get to see much of are always the hottest when it comes down to the starlet pic pervert nation which I find myself to be a penis of. There really is something about seeing a nipple of a starlet you don’t get to see around all too much. With that being said take a look at these few pics of Ciara the beautiful ebony pop singer who’s kinda letting a little bit of nipple pop through her shirt. I just want to say thanks for taking tips from all of the other Hollywood skanks out there and letting us take a look at your delicious body. Celeb Heat has more than anywhere when you’re looking for the sexiest starlet content on the internet.
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Catica Ana
I saw this last month at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. The premise of this film was done before back in 1968 in the film Candy. You take a lovely nymph-like girl with a lot of hair and a beautiful body and build a gallery of disjointed, ridiculous sketch-like stories around her with the help of a big name actor or two and pretend it’s a comedy. This film does the same except it pretends to be a drama. The films title character Ana (Manuela Vells) is a gifted young artist living with her father Klaus (Matthias Habich) in a cave near Ibiza, Spain. Yes, they live in a cave but it’s quite nice and richly appointed for a cave dwelling. Newcomer Vells almost didn’t have the role as it was originally attached to actress Mara Valverde who wisely bowed out and you can only imagine if it was her refusal to do a certain scene in this film. One day a wealthy art patron from France named Justine (veteran international talent Charlotte Rampling) discovers the artistic potential in Ana and wants to cultivate her talent by setting her up in her exclusive art colony she runs in Madrid. Ana meets Linda (Bebe Rebulleto) who becomes her best friend and Said (Nicolas Cazal) who becomes her boyfriend. Ana discovers the doors to past lives through regressive hypnotism by an young American hypnotist named Michael (Asier Newman). The movie has you hooked for a while and you wonder where it’s going to go but once she heads for New York it rapidly falls apart as a film trying to hard to be an art film with a political and social message. The film looks great with art direction by Montse Sanz and cinematography by Mario Montero and direction from the talented and celebrated, international film festival award winning Julio Medem. The film is dedicated to Medem’s sister Ana Medem whose actual artwork are featured through the film. Her Picassoesque style painting were to be shown at an exhibit in Valencia when on her way there she was tragically killed in a car accident. I hate to be critical of a film dedicated to someone who represents such a personal loss to it’s director but the story written by director Medem is so bad that I can’t help it. Watching this film you realize that this guy knows how to make a film but you wonder why he didn’t make one this time. It features some nudity and some prolonged unnecessary violence and I would give this a 5.5 out of 10 and not recommend it to a general audience.
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Rosario Dawson
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Mocha-skinned Manhattan Latin Rosario Dawson, with her fast-rapping diction and super-salsa-saucy smirk and smile, burst upon the world as a bold-talking boy expert in director/photographer Larry Clark’s no-budget indie flick Kids (1995). Though she kept thoroughly covered, Rosario’s lush lips and big, round cheekbones hinted of orbicular delights below her clothed surface. Director Spike Lee brought the dark, hidden delights to light in… >>> read more
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Jennifer Aniston Looks So Fantastic Doing Her New Movie
I just adore Jennifer Aniston and will never see enough of her. These pictures here are on the set of her new movie and she is such a delicious Tinseltown cougar, and it gets me hard every time I see her. She’s got on some heels, a skirt and a sort-of see through top. Her body is so tight yet for her age and she looks sexier every time we get to see her. I love her sweet medium sized tits and that perfect tanned blond skin is so great. If you want to see more pictures of Jennifer Aniston and many other celebrities including loads of nudes and sex tapes just check out Celeb Taboo.
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Audrina Partridge Will Never be a Super Star but is Damn Sexy
Here are some hot images of Audrina Partridge at some kind of Red Bull event. She’s got a socal dude attached to her but I don’t mind. Check out her sexy fake chest and that bright perfect smile. She can keep trying to be a starlet as long as she looks good. I don’t know what MTV does to people, but they sure do birth some camera hungry tramps. Get the hottest celebrity pictures and more at Celeb Heat.
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Eva Mendes Shows Her Bra in a See-Through Top
Eva Mendes is spotted here going to a restaurant and she’s wearing a see-through top that shows off her bra. She’s got this pissed off look on her face that. Something about an angry Latina woman that turns me on so much, I really don’t know what it is. I just want her legs wrapped around my head with her saying things like Oh Papi. You’ll enjoy access to the biggest and best celebrity archives at Celeb Taboo, where you can download all kinds of hardcore sex tapes and learn the latest Hollywood gossip.
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Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach
When I first approached this movie, I thought from most of the reviews and comment that it was going to be horrible. The truth was that the script and dialog was absolutely horrible. I felt like I was being dragged through a bunch of kindergarten jokes. The story was unbelievable and either not satirical enough or too satirical. Most of the comedy was not like anything I had seen before, like Napoleon Dynamite meets The Office. It’s like the writer was waiting for me to laugh, but I never did.On the rare occasions that I did laugh, it was caused by Seann William Scott’s acting or Danny Leiner amazing way of saving this film. Perfect timing on some of the sequences and just the right angles resulted in a some what funnier film than that would have just been the script. Seann William Scott’s awkward and unusual play at Gary makes for an interesting look, yet sometimes I wondered if even Scott knew what Gary was going to do next.Overall, I enjoyed this film besides the overkill of homophobia humor. I thought it was a new take on Tennis, and made me laugh at certain points. It was lovely to see Danny Leiner direct a comedy that didn’t include two guys and a car. I don’t recommend it, unless you have some free time or are a fan of Seann William Scott, but it wasn’t the worst of them all.
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Real Housewives of New York Star Shows Off Her Nips
Here’s Bethenny Frankel, star of Real Housewives of New York, wearing a spectacular see-through dress at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala. I think one could say she can rate as a raw celebrity now since we’ve all seen her tits. Join the ranks of Lindsay and Paris, Bethenny, you are now moving toward the top of my favorite celebrities list. For a mature lady she sure looks hot, and those rock hard nipples get something of mine a bit hard as well! Visit the largest celebrity archives on the internet and enjoy access to more naked celebrity images and fuck tapes than you knew were in existence at Celeb Heat.
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