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Crossing Over

It is all about what you feel rather than what you think. If you are such a person then this movie is for you. There is just one thing that stands out and differentiates birth and death and that is ‘feeling’. This movie stages that. It searches for the humane thing that is inside you and speaks with it. It makes one wonder as what on Earth have we done to ourselves. Fences separating souls for the mere possibility of opportunities and barbed wires guarding the land which is no different to what it is guarding from. Seeing through the distorted glass of paranoia…yes…this is what the movie talks about. Exceptional performances and down to earth language, this movie really questions the human being, if at there is a being in humans.

XCU: Extreme Close-Up

How was Sean Cunningham’s little-seen XCU, aka Extreme Close-Up, managed to slip through the cracks? News of this film had been circulating through the genre press for quite a while, and expectations were high that it would at last prove to be Cunningham’s return to form, the kind of effective, straight-ahead shocker that initially cemented his reputation as one of horror’s leading shockmeisters. Then while on vacation in Sun Valley, I was lucky enough to find myself at a benefit screening held by Cunningham himself to show off a newly re-edited and re-scored cut of the film. Although such tinkering is usually a sign of trouble, I was surprised to find that the final product defied any dire predictions. In an age when people actually tune in by the millions to watch shows like “The Surreal Life” without irony, XCU’s melding of the prototypical reality show conceit (seven teenage contestants, one house, one week) with a classic slasher film plot (who will survive, and what will be left of them?) feels even more eerily prescient than ever before. A nifty, often clever skewering of that errant cockroach known as “Reality TV,” XCU seems tailor-made for “The Real World” crowd, an audience that still confuses celebrity with notoriety, and fame with infamy.I didn’t know what to make of this film at first. It initially seems to be pandering the same exploitative elements it is rallying against. But if the let’s-kill-them-off-one-by-one setup is initially predictable, especially coming from Cunningham (best known, of course, for launching the slasher craze with Friday the 13th), at last we have a film that dares to take its high concept all the way through to its bloody end. The script by John Vorhaus and Tim Schlattmann is surprisingly sharp and biting, and doesn’t pull punches. Much of the fun of XCU is in the pleasurable uncertainty of never quite knowing who is or are the villains. Is it the producers, the contestants, or the audience itself? Are we ultimately to blame for today’s cult of narcissism when we are the ones who won’t turn the channel? XCU asks some tough, heady questions, but wraps it up in such a seemingly innocuous thriller-parody that it is more than just fun, but deliciously subversive.Shot on digital video, XCU isn’t always slick, and maybe even cheap. But it does have a you- are-there immediacy to its staged antics that is more authentic than the past three seasons of “Survivor” combined. It is nothing new to say that today’s wanna-be reality TV celebrities don’t so much act like themselves as mug for the camera. Which makes them prime fodder for satire. But here, a surprisingly strong cast delivers something important than just effective quasi-documentary, improv style performances: they refuse to condescend to stereotypes. Most impressive is Sarah Chalke, now enjoying a hit with TV’s “Scrubs.” I won’t spoil any of the film’s twists, but let’s just say she gives the story its heart and soul and a nice little reversal. And genre fans will also get a kick out of seeing C. Thomas Howell revel in an atypical role as a slimy producer, and an all grown up Danica (”The Wonder Years”) Kellar as an obsessive lesbian. Now, that’s inspired casting!Many critics have lamented that Cunningham has never truly staked a claim for himself in the genre pantheon alongside such contemporaries as Craven and Carpenter. Maybe XCU will change that. This may be the only film he has ever made where it actually seems like he cares about what happens to his characters. Blame him for Friday the 13th if you want, but in a strange way, XCU allows Cunningham to bring it full circle. Because the ultimate irony in XCU is that, if the teenagers of today’s Camp Crystal Lake were to find themselves on the wrong end of Jason’s machete, they wouldn’t flee in terror. Instead, they would try to push him out of the way to get more screen time.

The Informers

Let me get one thing straight. There are very few movies I won’t sit through. No amount of shock or horror or immorality or amorality or even cheesiness will deter me. Practically the only thing that will is poor film making. The type that is lazy and bland. Mostly I manage to avoid these type of thing by never watching mpegs with Vince Vaughan but once in a while you let your guard down. I could claim it was Billy Bob but it was probably Winona. What can i say? I am weak.This film has nothing to offer and nothing to say. The bass monotone of the soundtrack that washes over the disparate and poorly written open 15-20 minutes tries to imply a threatening atmosphere of doom or something but you cannot imply meaning without there being meaning. There was more to the eighties than bad hair and depeche mode. We already know that blonde people are shallow and sex without love is a meaningless experience (”but as meaningless experiences go its one of…..”).Films are difficult to make. But there are a few simple rules that will help. Establish character and motivation. Give the audience something to care about or at least intrigue them with something unfamiliar and new. Don’t pretend you have said something when you haven’t yet. Try to earn the respect of the audience with good dialogue. Multi-layered narratives can work but weak trivial garbage on top of trivial garbage is still … well you can work it out.Of course i might be wrong. Some people seemed to like it. But then a lot of people thought shoulder pads were a good idea. And some still do.

Love Happens Just Not For Jennifer Aniston

Here’s Jennifer Aniston at the ‘Love Happens‘ premiere, but unfortunately unlike the movie, love never happens for poor Jen. She’s been through more dudes than I’ve been through underwear. I don’t know what Brad Pitt did to her emotionally, but surely she can find a decent man with a cougar body like that. Hey, I might be poor and don’t have much to offer other than fertility, but Jen better act soon because her biological clock is ticking and I’m one pint away from liver disease. See more pics of Jennifer Aniston NOW!!!

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The Notorious Bettie Page

First, let me say that Notorious is an absolutely charming video, very lovingly rendered of its time and subject(s). Gretchen Mol is utterly, painfully convincing, the very soul of the contradictions smoothly reified by Ms. Page herself. Irving and Paula Klaw are richly drawn as the working-class stiffs they were (having met Paula at Movie Star News in 1990 I can say that Lili Taylor’s performance is unimpeachable), and Jared Harris as John Willie (Coutts) is an adoringly debauched genius. Anyone with an interest in the recorded history of American attitudes toward sexuality must see this movie, in a theater preferably, where votes made with dollars count more.Second, I will allow that I am a producer of material similar to that for which the Klaws would become well-known, which is no way affects my estimation of Ms. Harron’s work as the splendid piece that it is, but does condition my view of Notorious as an act of political resistance of the first order. Ms. Harron has crafted a work of subtle subversion. Along with V for Vendetta, it is a movie about another time for our times.Few readers of this site will be aware that the government they will see enacted in Notorious (through transcription of the very words uttered in closed Senate committee hearings) is a very close approximation of the one they live under right now. While Ms. Harron expressly disallows that she has a political agenda appended to this clip, her faithfulness to the facts, and the respectful and unsensational way in which she renders them, synchronizes Notorious with the present day. The very acts that Notorious portrays in loving and accurate detail are defined as obscene by the Communications Decency Act, recently brought to the Supreme Court as a First Amendment case and turned back there at the behest of the Bush administration. In other words, the delicate and ineffectual pain depicted in Notorious is indictable today by Federal prosecutors in whatever (hostile) jurisdiction they choose. Of course, there were no hearings in the Senate or elsewhere on this matter when the CDA was passed. Of course you know nothing about it, because you don’t want people in Peoria telling you what you can and cannot look at (likewise, people in Peoria probably don’t want me telling them what they’re allowed to view). Of course Notorious will never be indicted. It’s Hollywood. It’s lawyered up. Countless Klaws will, however, continue to be steamrolled by a puritanical bureaucracy that has not advanced its aesthetic, moral or biological composition much in 50+ years.In addition, Notorious posts no 18 USC 2257 compliance statement, which is mandated by the unnoticed “earmark” recently voted into law. If any media contains images of “sadomasochistic restraint” it is required to make available (ex warrant) records of age and circumstance of all performers. Notorious fails in this regard also.In addition to being a splendid piece of entertainment and an (nearly) accurate historical document, Notorious will be the litmus against which the Bush Justice Department is itself judged with respect to the 14th (Equal Protection) Amendment and on perhaps several other Constitutional grounds. In this regard alone, a debt of gratitude is owed Mary Harron. You’ll be grateful in any case, Constitutional or otherwise, if you see this movie.

Real Housewives of New York Star Shows The World Her Goodies

Here’s Bethenny Frankel, star of Real Housewives of New York, wearing a spectacular see-through dress at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala. I believe one could say she can rate as a real celebrity now since we’ve all seen her nips. Join the ranks of Lindsay and Paris, Bethenny, you are now moving toward the top of my favorite celebrity list. For a mature beauty she sure looks good, and those big hard nipples get something of mine a bit hard as well! Stop by the largest celebrity archives on the internet and get access to more nudie celeb pictures and sex tapes than you knew were around at Celeb Heat.

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Pussy Cat Dolls Go Lesbian

We all knew that the twat Cat Dolls were sex fueled nymphos, but this is even wilder than anything that I could’ve ever imagined. Take a look at scenes from their first lesbian adventure. After one extremely hot show, they leave the stage and put on a whole different kind of performance. It’s not long before they’re fucking each other with dildos and explore each others bodies with their mouths. There’s scenes of them fooling around backstage and even back at the hotel room. These chicks are complete nymphos.

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Pussy Cat Dolls Go Lesbian

We all knew that the Pussy Cat Dolls were sex fueled nymphos, but this is even wilder than anything that I could’ve ever imagined. Take a look at scenes from their first lesbian adventure. After one extremely lovely show, they leave the stage and put on a whole different kind of performance. It’s not long before they’re fucking each other with dildos and explore each others bodies with their mouths. There’s scenes of them fooling around backstage and even back at the hotel room. These chicks are complete nymphos.

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True Blood: Season 1: Episode 8

This sets has to be one of the greatest fantasy adventures ever brought to television. It is a viewing narcotic and certainly has its’ devoted fan base. Plenty of sexual situations (some pretty kinky).